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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy goes on girl’s favorite reality dating show to win girl back.

Book and Lyrics by Itamar Moses
Music and Lyrics by Gaby Alter
Choreographed by Steph Paul

DIRECTED BY PAM MACKINNON

FEB 28–MAR 30, 2025

TONI REMBE THEATER

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Runs approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes with no intermission

This comedic musical includes adult situations, mild profanity, and references to substance abuse, as well as theatrical haze, smoke effects, strobing/flashing lights, and loud noises.

Nobody Loves You

FEB 28–MAR 30, 2025

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The game of love is on! “Nobody Loves You” is a wildly popular reality dating show in which eager contestants compete for love (and social media stardom). When Jeff, a philosophy grad student, snags a spot on the show to win back his ex, he breaks all the rules and tries to blow the game wide open. That is, until he falls for Jenny, an enticingly prickly “Nobody Loves You” producer who yearns to make Serious Films. In a world where every kiss comes at the end of a selfie stick, can two people really connect? Bay Area hometown heroes Itamar Moses (Tony Award winner, The Band’s Visit) and Gaby Alter provide an uproarious book, witty lyrics, and a winsome pop score in this madcap musical comedy helmed by Tony Award winner and A.C.T. Artistic Director Pam MacKinnon.

SPECIAL EVENTS AT NOBODY LOVES YOU 

Serving Up Specialty Cocktails and Mocktails
Every Thursday Night

Somebody Might Love You 
An event inspired by Tinder Disrupt 
Hosted by Phil Wong 
Friday, March 21 at 6:30pm 

Tasting Night featuring Luce at the InterContinental 
Tuesday, March 25 at 5:30pm

Learn more about all these special events here.

Check out the Nobody Loves You Program

There is more for teachers and students in the Nobody Loves You Educator Guide

InterACT Events

At A.C.T.’s free InterACT events, you can mingle with cast members, join interactive workshops with theater artists, and meet fellow theatergoers at hosted celebrations in our lounges.

Teacher Preview

Thu, Mar 6
Join us for hosted pre-show drinks and snacks and a workshop to help you prepare your students for the show.

Post-show Conversations

Tue, Mar 18 at 6:30pm; Sun, Mar 23 at 1pm; Wed, Mar 26 at 2pm
Join us for a thought-provoking Q&A with the artistic team and/or cast following the performance.

Pride Night

Wed, Mar 19 at 7:30pm
Mix and mingle at an LGBTQ+ themed party before the show.

Tasting Night

Tue, Mar 25 at 6:30pm
Meet fellow theatergoers and get to know one of our local vendors at this hosted event before the show.

Playtime

Sat, Mar 29 at 2pm
Get hands-on with theater games and skills at this interactive preshow workshop.
All titles, schedules, and artists are subject to change. No refunds. Tickets are for personal use and not for resale.

Production Photos

(foreground) Ashley D. Kelley and A.J. Holmes (background L-R): Seth Hanson, Ana Yi Puig, John-Michael Lyles, and Molly Hager

Photo by Kevin Berne

Seth Hanson and Molly Hager

Photo by Kevin Berne

(foreground) Jason Veasey (background L-R): Ana Yi Puig, Seth Hanson, Molly Hager, A.J. Holmes, and John-Michael Lyles

Photo by Kevin Berne

Molly Hager and Seth Hanson

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John-Michael Lyles

Photo by Kevin Berne

Jason Veasey and Ashley D. Kelley

Photo by Kevin Berne

A.J. Holmes and Jason Veasey

Photo by Kevin Berne

(L-R): Molly Hager, John-Michael Lyles, Ana Yi Puig, and Seth Hanson

Photo by Kevin Berne

Kuhoo Verma and A.J. Holmes

Photo by Kevin Berne

Molly Hager, Jason Veasey, and John-Michael Lyles

Photo by Kevin Berne

John-Michael Lyles and Kuhoo Verma

Photo by Kevin Berne

Kuhoo Verma

Photo by Kevin Berne

(L–R): Ana Yi Puig, Molly Hager, A.J. Holmes, Seth Hanson, and John-Michael Lyles

Photo by Kevin Berne

(L–R): Ana Yi Puig, Molly Hager, A.J. Holmes, Seth Hanson, and John-Michael Lyles

Photo by Kevin Berne

Molly Hager, Jason Veasey, John-Michael Lyles, A.J. Holmes, Ana Yi Puig, Seth Hanson, and Ashley D. Kelley

Photo by Kevin Berne

(L–R): John-Michael Lyles, Ana Yi Puig, Jason Veasey, Molly Hager, and Seth Hanson

Photo by Kevin Berne

Cast

Molly Hager*

Megan

Seth Hanson*

Christian

A.J. Holmes*

Jeff

Ashley D. Kelley*

Nina/Tanya

John-Michael Lyles*

Dominic/Evan

Ana Yi Puig*

Samantha

Jason Veasey*

Byron

Kuhoo Verma*

Jenny

U/S Cast

Sleiman Alahmadieh*

u/s Dominic/Evan, Byron

Sophia Alawi*

u/s Jenny, Nina/Tanya

Stevie Allen

u/s Megan, Samantha

Roeen Nooran

u/s Jeff, Christian

*Member of AEA

Meet the Creative Team

Creative

Jason Ardizzone-West

Scenic Designer

Sarita Fellows

Costume Designer

Russell H. Champa

Lighting Designer

Jessica Paz

Sound Designer

Gaby Alter

Orchestration & Arrangement

Rickens Anatua

Associate Choreographer

Jane Cardona

Music Director

Daniel Feyer

Associate Music Director

Joy Meads

Dramaturg

The Telsey Office / Lindsay Levine, CSA

Casting

LeeAnn Dowd

A.C.T. Casting

Stage Management

Christopher R. Munnell*

Production Stage Manager

Julia Formanek*

Assistant Stage Manager

Nick Carvalho*

Assistant Stage Manager

Toni Rembe Theater

415 Geary St, San Francisco, CA 94102
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