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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy goes on girl’s favorite reality dating show to win girl back.

BOOK BY ITAMAR MOSES
LYRICS BY GABY ALTER AND ITAMAR MOSES
MUSIC BY GABY ALTER
Choreographed by Steph Paul

DIRECTED BY PAM MACKINNON

FEB 28–MAR 30, 2025

TONI REMBE THEATER

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Runs approximately 100 minutes with no intermission

This is a comedic musical exploring reality TV, and includes adult situations, rare mild profanity, nonexplicit consensual intimacy, and references to substance abuse.

Nobody Loves You

FEB 28–MAR 30, 2025

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The game of love is on! “Nobody Loves You” is a wildly popular reality dating show in which eager contestants compete for love (and social media stardom). When Jeff, a philosophy grad student, snags a spot on the show to win back his ex, he breaks all the rules and tries to blow the game wide open. That is, until he falls for Jenny, an enticingly prickly “Nobody Loves You” producer who yearns to make Serious Films. In a world where every kiss comes at the end of a selfie stick, can two people really connect? Bay Area hometown heroes Itamar Moses (Tony Award winner, The Band’s Visit) and Gaby Alter provide an uproarious book, witty lyrics, and a winsome pop score in this madcap musical comedy helmed by Tony Award winner and A.C.T. Artistic Director Pam MacKinnon.

InterACT Events

At A.C.T.’s free InterACT events, you can mingle with cast members, join interactive workshops with theater artists, and meet fellow theatergoers at hosted celebrations in our lounges.

Teacher Preview

Thu, Mar 6
Join us for hosted pre-show drinks and snacks and a workshop to help you prepare your students for the show.

Post-show Conversations

Tue, Mar 18 at 6:30pm; Sun, Mar 23 at 1pm; Wed, Mar 26 at 2pm
Join us for a thought-provoking Q&A with the artistic team and/or cast following the performance.

Pride Night

Wed, Mar 19 at 7:30pm
Mix and mingle at an LGBTQ+ themed party before the show.

Tasting Night

Tue, Mar 25 at 6:30pm
Meet fellow theatergoers and get to know one of our local vendors at this hosted event before the show.

Playtime

Sat, Mar 29 at 2pm
Get hands-on with theater games and skills at this interactive preshow workshop.
All titles, schedules, and artists are subject to change. No refunds. Tickets are for personal use and not for resale.

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Toni Rembe Theater

415 Geary St, San Francisco, CA 94102
Venue information

2024/25 Season

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FEB 28–MAR 30, 2025

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